this charming man: Archive

So ever since i stopped smoking weed everyday I’ve started to have dreams again, it’s weird, i can’t really remember the last time this happened. It’s kind of annoying though because for the past week they have all been panic dreams about work, which doesn’t help when i have to get up at 4 in the mornIng to go to work and I’ve had about 3 hours sleep.

Sep 28th

I have an awful feeling I’ve put my phone in the washing machine.

Sep 27th

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Sep 25th

52 notes

Someone needs to come get drunk with me before i shrivel up and die from boredom.

Sep 25th

I am so fucking hungover. I am never drinking Carling again. I have to be at work in 40 minutes and then go to a party but ive had like 3 hours sleep in the past two days and I just don’t know if I can do it.

Sep 24th

So i’ve decided to stop smoking weed for a while, for me i feel like this is a pretty big decision in my life because for the last 5 years that’s all i’ve really cared about. All my friends are leaving for uni this week and my sister and her boyfriend will be moving to Australia soon, so i don’t want to be left here on my own getting stoned and doing nothing. I’ve...

Sep 13th

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Ive drunk 18 cans of vimto since Monday

All my teeth are going to rot and fall out.

Sep 10th

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Sep 7th

11,202 notes

I have something wrong with my ear and now i have to wear a patch over it, I look ridiculous.

Sep 6th

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Sep 2nd

1,247 notes

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Sep 2nd

1,345 notes

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there was no monster: Ever wonder where you would... →

unique-opinions: I’d probably be chilling at my boyfriends house, neglecting my homework. Later tonight I’d be getting all haraamly dressed up to go clubbing, in order to cheat on my boyfriend, get drunk, possibly kill somebody, and come home too late to get up in the morning for work or… Sorry everybody, to busy for tumblr because I’m getting shit faced and murdering people...

Sep 2nd

I was suppose to water my sisters plants whilst she went on holiday but I forgot and they have all died. I’m pretty sure I’ve also broken her tv. Deny deny deny. I’m such an terrible sibling.

Sep 2nd

4 tags

Sep 2nd

3,181 notes

Aug 30th

1,501 notes

I really want dominoes pizza.

Texan BBQ is the best pizza on the planet.

Aug 29th

1 tag

Aug 28th

4,760 notes

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Aug 23rd

535 notes

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Aug 23rd

772 notes

I just got shot directly in the eye with a freaking nerf gun. I think i might be blind.

Aug 23rd

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Aug 11th

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Aug 3rd

2,966 notes

opiumdenmother asked: AUGH my mum keeps banging on about you doing her tattoo, and i figured if we arent going out until 4ish on saturday if we came and picked you up you could do it then and we could hang out for a bit before we go out? it's very likely she'll buy you drinks when we're out if you do so yanno

Aug 1st

Whenever my sister talks to me I only take in about 30% of what she is saying.

Jul 27th

opiumdenmother asked: sweeeet! i still havent seen matt or rufus and by that point itll be a fucking month!11@23j44y since i've seen them so yeah we all -have- to do something

i miss dem boys

Jul 17th

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Jul 17th

2,148 notes

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Jul 17th

1,461 notes

I forgot how much easier tumblr is to use on a laptop as opposed to my Ipad. Is the ‘specail’ ipad layout really necessary?

Jul 17th

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Jul 17th

I have officially rejoined the working world.

After nearly a year of sitting around and doing nothing I got a job as a chef at Wetherspoons. All the food is so good. I’m going to end up the same weight as a train.

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

57 notes

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Jul 13th

67 notes

Some old lady just knocked my dads motorbike over in to the road with her mobility scooter.

Jul 5th

Jul 3rd

11 notes

I have heartburn.

At least i think its heartburn, Its the most annoying thing ever.

Jun 27th

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Jun 27th

My dad has gone to see Rod Stewart today and he robbed me of weed so he could look cool. Last time him and his girlfriend smoked, she passed out on our stairs, so i can’t wait to see how this develops. On another note, its so freakin hot. I think my friend Sebs flat just multiplies the heat aswell and the windows don’t open in his flat so we are sitting with the front door wide open...

Jun 26th

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